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holyhandgrenade 3:39 Mon Nov 17
Seals Discovered Having Sex With Penguins
FLIPping hell...

http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20141117-why-seals-have-sex-with-penguins

Fur seals have been caught engaging in an extreme form of sexual behaviour. Specifically, trying to have sex with penguins

Presented by
Matt Walker

Things are heating up in the cold climes of the sub-Antarctic. On a remote, and mostly desolate island, seals have been caught engaging in an extreme form of sexual behaviour.

Specifically, they have been trying to have sex with penguins.

More than one fur seal has been caught in the act, on more than one occasion.

And it’s all been captured on film, with details being published in the journal Polar Biology.

Perhaps it is a release of sexual frustration
The sexual behaviour of the fur seals hasn’t come as a complete shock to the scientists that recorded it.

In 2006, they saw, for the first time, a fur seal attempting to copulate with a king penguin, on Marion Island, a sub-Antarctic island that is home to both species.

They published details of that incident, and speculated that the sex act at the time may have been the behavior of a frustrated, sexually inexperienced seal. Or an aggressive, predatory act. Or a playful one that turned sexual.

But the new incidents, published in the study "Multiple occurrences of king penguin (Aptenodytes patagonicus) sexual harassment by Antarctic fur seals (Arctocephalus gazella)", still surprised the researchers.

“Honestly I did not expect that follow up sightings of a similar nature to that 2006 one would ever be made again, and certainly not on multiple occasions,” said Nico de Bruyn, of the Mammal Research Institute at the University of Pretoria, South Africa.

Scientists routinely monitor wildlife on the island, and look out for rare and unusual behaviour.

On three separate occasions, a research team led by William A. Haddad and de Bruyn spotted young male seals sexually coercing what appeared to be healthy penguins of unknown gender.

Two incidents occurred on Goodhope Bay, and one on Funk beach. The incident in 2006 occurred on a different beach again, called Trypot.

“This really made us sit up and take notice,” said de Bruyn, of the new sightings.

All four known sexual incidents followed a common pattern. Each time a seal chased, captured and mounted the penguin. The seal then attempted copulation several times, lasting about five minutes each, with periods of rest in between.
I genuinely think the behaviour is increasing in frequency

Male and female penguins mate via an opening called a cloaca, and the seals are thought to have actually penetrated the penguins in some of the acts, which were caught on film by Haddad.

In three of the four recorded incidents the seal let the penguin go. But on one of the more recent occasions, the seal killed and ate the penguin after trying to mate with it.

Fur seals often catch and eat penguins on the island.

The incidents are the only time pinnipeds, the group that includes seals, fur seals and sea-lions, have been known to have sex with a animal from a different biological class, in this case a mammal trying to have sex with a bird.

The scientists can only speculate about why the seals are behaving this way.

But the new observations suggest that having sex with penguins may be becoming a learned behaviour among seals on the island.

“Seals have capacity for learning - we know this from their foraging behaviour for example,” explained de Bruyn.

So male seals may see each other coercing penguins, then attempt it themselves.
That might explain why the number of incidents appears to be increasing. “I genuinely think the behaviour is increasing in frequency.”

But “if this is learned behaviour, we really can’t think of what the reward may be for these young males,” he adds. “Other than perhaps learning that these birds are an easier target to practice their copulatory skills.”

The seals were not yet old or large enough to defend harems of female seals, explained de Bruyn.

“Perhaps it is a release of sexual frustration, given the hormonal surges during seal breeding season. It is very unlikely to be failed mate recognition - i.e. the misidentification of the penguin as a female seal.

“All in all it’s difficult to say really,” he admits.

Replies - In Chronological Order (Show Newest Messages First)

The Human Stain 3:42 Mon Nov 17
Re: Seals Discovered Having Sex With Penguins
Very misleading thread title. The story says TRYING to have sex with pengiuns. And lets face it, we've all been there.

Nurse Ratched 3:43 Mon Nov 17
Re: Seals Discovered Having Sex With Penguins
"Be gentoo with me..."

roltrader 3:43 Mon Nov 17
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Bloody Pinnipeds

Mr Polite 3:43 Mon Nov 17
Re: Seals Discovered Having Sex With Penguins
Navy Seals?

ironsofcanada 3:44 Mon Nov 17
Re: Seals Discovered Having Sex With Penguins
Cue someone saying their cross-species exploits are perfectly natural.

Josh 3:46 Mon Nov 17
Re: Seals Discovered Having Sex With Penguins
John Lewis obviously on to something here.

Mr Kenzo 3:46 Mon Nov 17
Re: Seals Discovered Having Sex With Penguins
So that's where you go to P-P-P-Pick up a Penguin

Spin Doctor 3:46 Mon Nov 17
Re: Seals Discovered Having Sex With Penguins
I guess when everything smells of fish it must be difficult to distinguish...

JustAFatKevinDavies 3:47 Mon Nov 17
Re: Seals Discovered Having Sex With Penguins
I reckon thats how the singer Seal was actually created

busheyhammer85 3:48 Mon Nov 17
Re: Seals Discovered Having Sex With Penguins
HAHAHA!!!

Mr Polite 3:49 Mon Nov 17
Re: Seals Discovered Having Sex With Penguins
I had sex with a penguin once - I ended up with chocolate all over my arse.



i'm 'ere all week

balders 3:53 Mon Nov 17
Re: Seals Discovered Having Sex With Penguins
Bet Noah is gutted this wasn't known earlier

Could have saved weeks building a boat half the size

mike hunt 3:58 Mon Nov 17
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Nurse ratched 3.43 very good , pearls before swine though

Joke Whole 4:04 Mon Nov 17
Re: Seals Discovered Having Sex With Penguins
Nuns & sailors - a scene played out in any port in any country. Nothing to see here.

Lily Hammer 4:06 Mon Nov 17
Re: Seals Discovered Having Sex With Penguins
Were these seals Welsh, by any chance?

Joke Whole 4:25 Mon Nov 17
Re: Seals Discovered Having Sex With Penguins
Bet none of them could do a Marathon.

zebthecat 4:29 Mon Nov 17
Re: Seals Discovered Having Sex With Penguins
P P P Pickupapenguin

Northern Sold 4:52 Mon Nov 17
Re: Seals Discovered Having Sex With Penguins
Seal beastiality never happens in SEA WORLD... could you imagine the kids faces during the Clyde and Seymour show.... fuck a duck Bill

Big Dave 4:56 Mon Nov 17
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Northern Sold 4:52 Mon Nov 17
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fuck a duck Bill



Is that the encore?

Goose a goose?

Swiss. 5:31 Mon Nov 17
Re: Seals Discovered Having Sex With Penguins
My ex who was totally inot sex told me that only Dolphins and humans have sex purely for pleasure.

But she was swedish.

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